ok but why did the couch turn red
Forever reblog lmfao !
Tyler’s on point with this one.
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”